Post by aaliyahtwin1 on May 26, 2005 10:07:21 GMT -5
[color=Black][color=Red]The rumors had been circulating for weeks. We all knew something was up with "Ciara Harris." First there was the rumor that she was going out with the artist formerly known as Lil' Bow Wow. Second there was the rumour that she had admitted to being a hermaphrodite on Oprah. As it turns out, she has never been on Oprah (after all, her surname is not Travolta) and the real herm is actually some other Ciara from Ireland. But we knew something was up. So when it was discovered that Aaliyah's grave had been robbed and comments about Ciara's striking similarity to Aaliyah began to appear on websites belonging to Aaliyah Fan Club Members, then the crack reporters at AngryBlack.com put two and two together. Working in cahoots with the authorities, hip-hoppers Ludacris, Jazze Pha and Lil' Jon have been implicated in the crime of grave robbing and illegal cloning. The similarities were too much to ignore. The creation of similar videos (check out Ciara posted up against the wall in her new video "Oh" and compare it to Aaliyah's "One in a Million" album cover). The heavy incorporation of dance that involved much kicking. The subtle inability to sing in a charming, inoffensive way. The lack of a body (by non R. Kelly standards). Charges have yet to be pressed, but look for this to happen in the coming weeks. In the meantime AngryBlack.com will keep you posted. In related news, Ludacris has been charged with offenses to the English Language based on his efforts to cause the youth to forget how to spell "ludicrous. :([/b][/color][/i][/color][/color][/color]