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Post by LiLisAnAngel on Sept 21, 2003 12:39:16 GMT -5
*ben and p.diddy walk back on stage* ben: j.lo, give me the REAL ring back! you gave me a freakin ring pop (you know, the cand lol)!  give me my real ring back you hoe!  Fine take it! I can get another one, kind of like it...for 2 dollars! I mean, the diamond isn't that big anymore... |
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Post by LuvLiyah4life on Sept 21, 2003 15:34:07 GMT -5
 *gasps*
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Post by Krissy2003 on Sept 21, 2003 17:20:30 GMT -5
*gasps* *sitting next to Anny whispers "that lil hoe"* |
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Post by LuvLiyah4life on Sept 21, 2003 17:26:15 GMT -5
*sitting next to Anny whispers "that lil hoe"* *whispers back: mhm.. ooh.. this is gonna cause some SERIOS drama.. want some popcorn?* |
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Post by Krissy2003 on Sept 21, 2003 17:43:48 GMT -5
Sure!! What some soda?? *lifts a HUGE cup of soda* i think i have enough for both of us  |
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Post by LuvLiyah4life on Sept 21, 2003 18:22:32 GMT -5
Sure!! What some soda?? *lifts a HUGE cup of soda* i think i have enough for both of us oh yes, thank you.. all this pop corn makes us thirsty, huh? |
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Post by Krissy2003 on Sept 21, 2003 19:38:46 GMT -5
hehehe yes *takes a handful of popcorn*mmmmm
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Post by LuvLiyah4life on Sept 22, 2003 4:52:42 GMT -5
hehehe yes *takes a handful of popcorn*mmmmm they make very good pop corn here.. ;D ;D |
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Post by ADH7901 on Sept 22, 2003 9:56:03 GMT -5
Fine take it! I can get another one, kind of like it...for 2 dollars! I mean, the diamond isn't that big anymore... ben: *grabs the ring, gasps* omg, j-hoe! what did you do to the ring!? you ate part of the diamond! this is not a ring pop, you dumbarse! you eat too many of those anyways, thats why ur arse is so huge! *turns to his new fiancee* p.diddy, did u have the same prob. when you were with her? p.diddy: well...not really...because i gave her everything she wanted on the condition that she live on the other side of the country and not tell anyone about my affair with rapper Nelly. and that dumb tramp actually kept her mouth shut for once that time. thats the one thing she ever did right. |
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Post by LuvLiyah4life on Sept 22, 2003 10:36:49 GMT -5
ooooh... I sence DRAAAMAAA...
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Post by Krissy2003 on Sept 22, 2003 16:44:08 GMT -5
ooooh... I sence DRAAAMAAA... |
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Post by ADH7901 on Sept 23, 2003 9:38:16 GMT -5
ben: *grabs the ring, gasps* omg, j-hoe! what did you do to the ring!? you ate part of the diamond! this is not a ring pop, you dumbarse! you eat too many of those anyways, thats why ur arse is so huge! *turns to his new fiancee* p.diddy, did u have the same prob. when you were with her? p.diddy: well...not really...because i gave her everything she wanted on the condition that she live on the other side of the country and not tell anyone about my affair with rapper Nelly. and that dumb tramp actually kept her mouth shut for once that time. thats the one thing she ever did right. |
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Post by BebeGurl1 on Sept 23, 2003 21:05:48 GMT -5
ooooh... I sence DRAAAMAAA... |
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Post by LiLisAnAngel on Sept 24, 2003 23:22:57 GMT -5
ben: *grabs the ring, gasps* omg, j-hoe! what did you do to the ring!? you ate part of the diamond! this is not a ring pop, you dumbarse! you eat too many of those anyways, thats why ur arse is so huge! *turns to his new fiancee* p.diddy, did u have the same prob. when you were with her? p.diddy: well...not really...because i gave her everything she wanted on the condition that she live on the other side of the country and not tell anyone about my affair with rapper Nelly. and that dumb tramp actually kept her mouth shut for once that time. thats the one thing she ever did right. J-Lo--"I didn't EAT any of it, you self centered jerk! Your cheap azz RING broke, next time u buy a ring, make sure it isn't FAKE DIAMONDS!" *rolls eyes* So what if i have a big ass? Everything I eat goes to it, atleast I aint fat. Plus, tons of guys be grabbin it, they lovin it. You must not know good things when you see it, cuz ur with P DIDDY NOW! See, atleast when I was with p diddy, he kept me HAPPY. I don't care if i lived near him or not, he bought me things that were worth buying. thats the only attraction--the money. But your actually attracted to him--now thats SAD!" *Smiles and sits down* |
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Post by ADH7901 on Sept 25, 2003 10:00:37 GMT -5
J-Lo--"I didn't EAT any of it, you self centered jerk! Your cheap azz RING broke, next time u buy a ring, make sure it isn't FAKE DIAMONDS!" *rolls eyes* So what if i have a big ass? Everything I eat goes to it, atleast I aint fat. Plus, tons of guys be grabbin it, they lovin it. You must not know good things when you see it, cuz ur with P DIDDY NOW! See, atleast when I was with p diddy, he kept me HAPPY. I don't care if i lived near him or not, he bought me things that were worth buying. thats the only attraction--the money. But your actually attracted to him--now thats SAD!" *Smiles and sits down* P.Diddy - "Ben, hold me back, I'm about to slap that hoe!" Ben - "Baby, its okay. I'll handle this." *turns to J.Lo* "okay, look at this ring *shoves it in her face* there is CLEARLY a bite mark out of ....the teeth marks plainly show this could not have happened from being dropped. don't lie, hoe. as for your ass...it is so disgusting. i just couldn't take it anymore. its so disgusting. i mean for crying out loud...you had madame tussand take an amount of her wax statue of you because you said it looked too big...but the fact is...it IS that big...and about being attracted to p.diddy...hell yeah i am look how fine he is!!" *turns to p.diddy, who blushes* "i'm almost done baby, just one more minute." *turns back to j.lo* i mean for crying out loud...you shot some people at a club who said ur ass was taking up all the space in the club (which i'm sure it was) and then paniced and made p. diddy take the blame...how is that for being the least classy person ever? whoever you end up with next should realize what they're getting into ahead of time. that is, if anyone will ever want to be with you again give your track record for how long your relationships are." |
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give me my real ring back you hoe! 
*gasps*
