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Post by ADH7901 on Sept 12, 2003 9:39:50 GMT -5
*rolls eyes* Diddy, daddy, watever, "loved" is the keyword honey, I walked away from your mess. Ben...although that is so ...attracting..perfect hair vs love...i'd pick your hair...I'm still marrying u ben!!! Even though u cheated on me.. p.diddy: whatever girl, ill just have a four(or five or whatever)-way with Dream...then go out with Nelly.  ben: good! that means more press overexposure for me!! ;D and hunny, it wasnt cheating on you, she was only a hooker!  |
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Post by LiLisAnAngel on Sept 13, 2003 1:49:51 GMT -5
p.diddy: whatever girl, ill just have a four(or five or whatever)-way with Dream...then go out with Nelly. ben: good! that means more press overexposure for me!! ;D and hunny, it wasnt cheating on you, she was only a hooker! P-diddy, your startin to sound more like R Kelly  Boy please, I'm jenny from the block--aight? Aint no otha gurl like me, k? You won't eva get anything as good as me. Ben, you know I woudn't be able to leave even if u did sleep with 4 women and once and then called me in a drunken state and then slept with a man *smiles* I mean..*looks down at the huge engagement ring* your rich and u got perfect hair. so your perfect for me. We got connections baby--Perfect hair and money. I mean, I'm not a gold digger or conceited at all! *sarcastic tone* |
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Post by Keisha on Sept 13, 2003 11:09:51 GMT -5
::Suge Knight comes on stage::
Suge Knight-Man hold the fuc.k up man...P.Diddy I told your punk as.s next time I see u I'mma fu.ck u up and I finally get my chance
::suge Knight runs over 2 Diddy but diddy runs and is out of breath::
Suge-ayy Keisha
Keisha(me)-Yeah what up
Suge-I just wanna let all the people know in the audience and who watches ya lovely show by the way know that the only reason why I came 2 ya show was for the kids
Keisha(me)- Thanx u but why For the kids?
Suge-Yeah cuz The kids should know how much Jlo is a garden tool
Keisha(me)-U mean a ho?
(The audience gasps in a loud awwwwwwww)
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Post by LiLisAnAngel on Sept 13, 2003 11:45:35 GMT -5
::Suge Knight comes on stage:: Suge Knight-Man hold the fuc.k up man...P.Diddy I told your punk as.s next time I see u I'mma fu.ck u up and I finally get my chance ::suge Knight runs over 2 Diddy but diddy runs and is out of breath:: Suge-ayy Keisha Keisha(me)-Yeah what up Suge-I just wanna let all the people know in the audience and who watches ya lovely show by the way know that the only reason why I came 2 ya show was for the kids Keisha(me)- Thanx u but why For the kids? Suge-Yeah cuz The kids should know how much Jlo is a garden tool Keisha(me)-U mean a ho? (The audience gasps in a loud awwwwwwww) *rolls eyes* *turns towards suge* Please, Suge. Aint nothin wrong with the ladies gettin some. Guys do it 24 7 but if we do it more than 2-3 times we are "hoes" Man please, back the fu.ck off me. *pushes back some hair from in front of my face behind my ear then sits down* |
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Post by ADH7901 on Sept 13, 2003 11:55:29 GMT -5
ben: jen, hunny....calm down...its okay. you ARE a ho so why does it matter what he says? hes only speaking the truth! i mean, y'all all know what i'm talking about. have you seen her latest spread in W magazine...talk about a ho. but its okay hun i still love ya anyways..well perhaps love aint the right word....actually, no love is right but "you" isnt. i do love you STARDOM though...and i'm gonna milk it for all its worth. as for me sleeping with that man....i dont know what you're talking about....okay, i do...but he didnt tell me he was a man until afterwords!!  or...well...okay okay so i knew he was a man...but dont be too angry hun...just look at the ring i bought you...look at the ring hun... p.diddy: *slips ben a peice of paper that reads - "call me if you're looking for a good time ben....i bet i can beat what that other guy did* and has his phone number on it...then begins to speak* i'm out of here...this is wack. *runs as fast as he can while glancing back to make sure suge isnt following him* |
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Post by LiLisAnAngel on Sept 13, 2003 11:59:12 GMT -5
ben: jen, hunny....calm down...its okay. you ARE a ho so why does it matter what he says? hes only speaking the truth! i mean, y'all all know what i'm talking about. have you seen her latest spread in W magazine...talk about a ho. but its okay hun i still love ya anyways..well perhaps love aint the right word....actually, no love is right but "you" isnt. i do love you STARDOM though...and i'm gonna milk it for all its worth. as for me sleeping with that man....i dont know what you're talking about....okay, i do...but he didnt tell me he was a man until afterwords!! or...well...okay okay so i knew he was a man...but dont be too angry hun...just look at the ring i bought you...look at the ring hun... p.diddy: *slips ben a peice of paper that reads - "call me if you're looking for a good time ben....i bet i can beat what that other guy did* and has his phone number on it...then begins to speak* i'm out of here...this is wack. *runs as fast as he can while glancing back to make sure suge isnt following him* *Looks at diddy weird then shakes her head and turns to ben* Ben, I ain't no damn ho! How dare you say that to me! I don't care what size rock u got put on my finger.. ..Wat? There actually WAS a man? I was just kidding.. Oh god...Thats disguisting! And you say I'M A HO? *gets all pissed off* I'd throw the engagement ring at u, but its too nice to throw!! *runs backstage crying* |
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Post by ADH7901 on Sept 13, 2003 12:00:45 GMT -5
ben: well...i guess that thing with j.lo is over...wait up p.diddy! *runs after p.diddy*
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Post by LiLisAnAngel on Sept 13, 2003 12:06:36 GMT -5
J-Lo--"I'm gonna get back at ben once and for all..." *takes off the ring* "I can get the money back for this..."
*sees ben run after pdiddy* "wtf was on that damn note?"
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Post by Keisha on Sept 13, 2003 12:09:22 GMT -5
Keisha-Is this the end of Beniffer?Well see later in the show..Now Let bring out next guest Wacko Jacko I mean Michael Jackson
::Beat it comes on and Michael Jackson walks out like he did on MTV Video Music Awards and takes a piece paper out his pocket::
Michael-First of I would like 2 say Keisha Ur a Genius,Ur a brillant woman
Keisha-Thanx u
Michael-Next off I would like 2 say Thanxs for the people who came out to watch me
(LaToya Jackson comes out)
Latoya-Sorry Michael..Hey Ya'll!(she does her lil laugh)
Please get my album when it comes out septem...
Michael-Bit.ch dont interrupt me when I'm speakin
Latoya-But Michael( does her scared but happy laugh)
Michael-Go back stage u plastic blow up doll bit.ch!
(The audience aaaaaaaaaawwww's again)
Michael-Back 2 what I was sayin...I would like 2 say.........
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Post by ADH7901 on Sept 13, 2003 12:14:44 GMT -5
*p.diddy and ben walk out on stage, hand in hand*
ben: we would like to announce that we are now engaged! jen, i'm gonna need that ring back...you can mail it back to me...it's p.diddy's now! come on diddy, lets get out of here.
*p.beddy (LOL) walk off stage*
Chris: hope michael ain't too mad with all these interruptions. of course if anyone is gonna be most pissed off here its j.lo, don't you think oh lovely host Keisha??
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Post by Keisha on Sept 13, 2003 12:25:25 GMT -5
lmao! Keisha-Yes Ben..Have a good honeymoon and make sure I get a invitition  Michael what do u think about this? Michael-I think it's wonderful... Jlo what do u think? |
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Post by LuvLiyah4life on Sept 13, 2003 12:31:24 GMT -5
*falls of chair*   |
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Post by LiLisAnAngel on Sept 13, 2003 13:02:42 GMT -5
lmao! Keisha-Yes Ben..Have a good honeymoon and make sure I get a invitition Michael what do u think about this? Michael-I think it's wonderful... Jlo what do u think? *walks back onstage in rage* What do I think? What do u mean what do i think? I don't *asks her assistant to write something* "Oh. I'm outraged!! My ex fiance with my ex diddy..Mail it? Here you can take it!" *Walks over, tries not to touch ben, and lays the ring in his hand and walks away* "You both are going to be sorry..Hey how bout a 3 way?" *Grins* |
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Post by BebeGurl1 on Sept 13, 2003 13:54:44 GMT -5
Latoya: Hi everybody! ;D
Latoya: isn't life wonderful? ! ?
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Post by ADH7901 on Sept 14, 2003 8:40:09 GMT -5
ben: eww....no way jen. i was only with you for the publicity!
p.diddy: same here j.lo. move on...i know someone who would be perfect for you. *picks up cell phone, calls someone* *talking on cell phone: can you come down to the studio right now? okay, see you in a minute* he's on his way j.lo. i know you too will get along so well. everyone, please welcome fat joe!!
fat joe: hey j.ho...you lookin fly today. anybody got some food?
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Boy please, I'm jenny from the block--aight? Aint no otha gurl like me, k? You won't eva get anything as good as me.
or...well...okay okay so i knew he was a man...but dont be too angry hun...just look at the ring i bought you...look at the ring hun...
